When they go over the requirements for a project at work
(Source: catchymemes)
if shes your girl, why is she asking me for the numbers on the front of my credit card, the expiration date and the code on the back of it?
she scammin u bro
sounds like something a hater would say
Jared Leto: *making out with a dead fish* You sure this is gonna be in the final edit?
Director: Haaha… yes… definitely…
a lot of people (cowards) don’t like mint ice cream. i’m not one of them
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
Brooklyn nine nine immediately making more explicit jokes the second they got on NBC is the biggest dick energy I’ve ever seen
cats don’t understand what it means when you give them kisses ):
good news tho!! they understand it 2 a point (i was distraught about this post so i looked it up)
cats don’t kiss like humans but they do appreciate human touch and feel loved when u kiss and pet them
they don’t understand kisses but they accept them as forms of affection n love
ur cat knows u love them
You can also help them understand by mixing kisses with rubbing your cheek/nose/forehead over the top of their head, their cheek, or down their shoulders, just like cats rub against each other and humans to show affection. Also gently bonking foreheads to imitate the ‘I love you please pet me’ headbutt. Brushing & scratching at itchy spots for them imitates the grooming that cats who live together in colonies do for each other. Basically just try to find hygienic ways of imitating cat social behaviors, short of actual licking, lol.
My cat will touch her nose to mine & rub her cheek across my face, which allows me to plant a kiss on her cheek. When she’s sitting in my lap, she’ll tip her head back until I lean down and kiss or nuzzle the top of her head. I’ve even found her occasionally trying to imitate the “mwah!” sound of my kisses, where she’ll nuzzle my face and make little chirping “mah! mah!” sounds. Cats are pretty smart little social creatures; they’ll figure out how to speak your language, especially if you put in the effort to speak theirs.
don’t listen to this coward, grow up and lick your cat
me: *embarrasses self in public*
me: *loudly* i sure hope no one MURDERS me tonight in my sleep WHERE I LIVE at 125 west (that’s W-E-S-T) roa…
(Source: cutegaywitch)
If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
i beg to differ
Then Beg
